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technically austin’s birhtday ended like an hour and a half ago but it’s still a good excuse to show how alarmed my dog looks at having a strange human use her as a pillow

(also happy birthday)

((you’re legal now i can’t believe it))

(((i love you a lot)))

((((Q)))))


tsuthetiger:

Not in my bible.


lilprince:

WHAT IS GENDER?!



Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches


causeallidoisdance:

sparrowbirdd:

They warned me and I listened but  THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha

Good





sofapizza:

Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors




isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.


balfies:

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in



laughbitches:

nooooooooooooo


pleatedjeans:

@rolldiggity



People are beautiful and that makes life confusing but also people are asshats and that makes it a little easier.





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