technically austin’s birhtday ended like an hour and a half ago but it’s still a good excuse to show how alarmed my dog looks at having a strange human use her as a pillow
(also happy birthday)
((you’re legal now i can’t believe it))
(((i love you a lot)))
Not in my bible.
WHAT IS GENDER?!
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches
They warned me and I listened but THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha
Mary had a little Snoop Dogg
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.
Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard
Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer
#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in